Perhaps an OT section for stuff like dropped carb jets the find their way onto the top of a piston.
OOOh, OOOh, just had a flashback. You'll LOVE this one. Back in high school a good friend & his brother gave me a call one day to see if I could swing by & take a look at the older brother Brian's Maverick. Brian was a freaking child prodigy. His Jr. & Sr. years in high school he took every AP (Advanced Placement) class he could (These were essentially college level classes taught in high school, at the end of the year you took a test & if you scored high enough you got college credit for the class) and because of it he graduated from high school & started off his very first day in college the next year as a second semester sophomore. He got a graduate degree in molecular biology from Harvard. They called because they couldn't get the car to start. When I arrived I got more of the story. Before messing with anything I asked Brian to explain what had happened because I had just tuned it up with his brother a week or so earlier and it had been running fine. Brian wasn't a mechanical type guy but he'd watched me & his brother a lot and was trying to learn (his brother was building a bright yellow 69' Firechicken so we spent a lot of time working on it with Brian handing us wrenches). After seeing us ck the oil numerous times and asking about the correct way to do it he had checked his and determined that it was a quart low. He grabbed a qt from the garage & put it in. After that the car sounded funny & wouldn't start. I started to get a queasy feeling & asked him to walk me thru what he'd done. He showed me how he'd ck'd the oil and in doing this I noticed that it was still a qt low and when I asked him how he'd put the oil in my heart sank as he started unscrewing the air filter cover. I asked him if THAT was where he'd put the oil in & he said "it goes right into the middle of the engine doesn't it ?". Sure enough, when we pulled the cover off there was oil everywhere. We took the carb off & drained it as best we could then used shop-vac w/a piece of 3/8" copper refridgeration tubing duct-taped into the smallest nozzle to **** it out of the intake runers. After that we removed the plugs and cranked it over a few times but Fortunately we didn't get much oil squirting out & we used the shop-vac & 3/8" tubing combo to vacuum the last of it. The carb was a basket case & I didn't even bother with it, just went up to my house & grabbed an old 2bbl Holley I had on a shelf and bolted that on after using 2 or 3 cans of ether & rag-wrapped refridg tubing to clean out the runners as best we could. It took an entire weekend of bolting & unbolting stuff & cleaning everything up w/rags & ether before the thing fired up again but eventually it did. The first time it started it was blowing one of those James Bond/SpyHunter smoke screens out the exhaust. We eventually got it back to where it would start without using half a can of ether but now it had a slight knock to it (first time I'd ever heard of someone hydrolocking an engine w/oil instead of water). He managed to drive it for another 8 or 9 months before the knock turned into a rap and then a week or two after that the bearing finally spun.